Goblin Brain Reservation Thread (2015)


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Greetings Paizoians! The time has come to reserve at a bargain some sweet tasty goblin noggin! Unexpected profitable good fortune has struck with the launch of the Giantslayer AP. Apparently goblins heard it would be Goblinslayer are quite irate to be left out (why?... well goblins you know). Due to the rioting, our harvest is both immense and diverse this year, as it seems some orcs of Belkzen were got up in the mix as well. They turned out a touch larger and a bit crunchy, but really quite palatable.

If you are attending PaizoCon 2015 and wish to delight, nay enthrall, your tastebuds and broaden your palette with the delightful candied gray cells of Golarion's meanest minute menaces (or their larger pals), simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.

This can be your real name or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under customize my badge on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.

The first 60 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed an orc or goblin brain. There are however just a dozen of the orc flavor available!

Don't settle for less than the very best Golarion's Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!

Disclaimers and Acclaimations:

Warning: Goblins have a diet notoriously high in peanuts and sugar. Do not consume if allergic.

Kigvan wrote:
Goblin Brains* (TM) ~~ the socially conscious treat!
Ryan Costello wrote:
All brains must be eaten.
Whispering Tyrant wrote:
Mmm.

PaizoCon PSA: The Lottery is Here and is running until Monday 4/27 (2pm PST).

*: Please be assured all of our goblin brains are ethically sourced from local Seattle goblin tribes.

Lisa Stevens wrote:
Oh, and first in line for 2015! :)

47 goblin & 12 orc remaining!

RPG Superstar 2009, Contributor

Sign me up. Love the goblin brains. Unsure if I'd prefer orc this go-around, but whatever you think is best (and available), send one my way, please.

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010

Yum yum. Sign me up too!

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Maps Subscriber

I would love an orc brain this year, if I may. Please and thank you. Your the best.

Sczarni

I too would love an orc brain please.

Scarab Sages

Sign me up for a lovely goblin brain please

Thank you :)

Andrew Bourne/Nizari

Dark Archive

Ooo, A goblin brain for me please!

Lisa Wilkerson, arriving early Thursday.

Also, is it possible to reserve one for my fiance as well (David Neilson)? If so I think an orc brain, so that we may compare the finer points. :)
Thank you!


You all have excellent taste!

43 goblin, 9 orc left!

Sovereign Court

Ooo ooo, I would love one! I missed PaizoCon last year (and as a result I did not get a Goblin Brain fix :( ... I'm jonesin' man!). ;)

EDIT: Dain "zylphryx" Nielsen arriving Wednesday evening
And your call on the brain type. :)

Scarab Sages

Sign me up for one of those Orcs.

My badge will say Huu-Yuu.


Two please! For me and my son! How about one of each flavor?

My badge will say DM Khel, his will say Simeon. And last year you just spotted us in the elevator, recognized our names, and handed us our goodies, so let's just do that again, eh?


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Sign me up for a half-orc brain, if you have one. I'm on a diet.

I'll me there as Decius Brutus.

Paizo Employee Developer

Yay! It's that time of year again!


Sign me up! I'll make sure to find you guys.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16

One Goblin brain, please! mmmmm, brains....

I will have "Russ Brown" on my badge.

Silver Crusade System Administrator

Hurray! Brains!


37 goblins, 6 orc left!

Sovereign Court

Oh, is it to early to put dibs in for next year? If not, I hereby put dibs in for Lisa Stevens to get the first goblin brain reservation for 2016 (why break tradition). ;)

Grand Lodge

I would like to try an orc brain, please.


I'd appreciate a goblin brain, please!

Liberty's Edge

Starfinder Superscriber

I hereby request a Goblin Brain. I suspect my nametag will say "Rob Knop" on it, but one never really knows.

Community Manager

Oooh ooh, pick me, pick me!


34 goblin brains, 5 orc brains left!

zylphryx wrote:
Oh, is it to early to put dibs in for next year?

Yes, no dibs before PaizoCon.

Shadow Lodge

I am sad to say I will miss out on goblin brains this year.

Dark Archive

I would like a brain please and am not picky about flavor. I'm pretty sure my badge says
"Mine all mine....don't touch."

Dark Archive

I'm getting in at the wee hours Wednesday night /Thursday morning and zylphryx and I are headed to the emp museum on Thursday so I am not sure where that leaves us other that I will be in line to get my badge first thing Friday.and yes my badge says mine all mine or David lambiase


33 goblin brains, 5 orc brains left!

Easy places to get your brains are the Meet & Eat @ AFK Eatery

Shadow Sorceress wrote:
I am sad to say I will miss out on goblin brains this year.

I am also sad, and so is my dice bag.

Sovereign Court PaizoCon Founder, Wayfinder Editor-in-Chief

Sign me up for gobbie brains! A TRADITION!

Sovereign Court

Majuba wrote:

34 goblin brains, 5 orc brains left!

zylphryx wrote:
Oh, is it to early to put dibs in for next year?
Yes, no dibs before PaizoCon.

Ah well, I tried. Lisa will need to be quick with the dibs post after PaizoCon. ;)

Scarab Sages

Where can a first-time Paizocon attendee learn a little more about the goblin brain tradition?

Shadow Lodge

Sign me up. Thanks.

Sovereign Court

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Karlbob, just say " ooo, pick me!" You will not regret it. ;)


Goblin brain, please! John Orr


Orc brain, pleeeeeese! Joie Orr

Scarab Sages

Goblin brain for me pretty please! Natalie Orr/Zhlatah


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29 goblin brains, 4 orc brains left!

Fun Fact: Goblin Brains are a balanced meal all on their own, high in protein, carbs, lipids, vitamins, and schizophrenia.

Scarab Sages Contributor

Reserving a goblin brain under the name Joshua Hennington!

If at all possible, my dad's coming with me, so he'd like an orc brain, if that's allowed.


Hm...I'll go for an orc brain. Gotta take risks, y'know.


Of course UllarWarlord!

28 goblin brains, and just 2 orc brains left!


Oh, and for clarity, my badge will show:
Nikolai Geier
aka Kobold Cleaver


This sounds cerebellumagical. I will be arriving Mid Thursday

Jacob Sprunck aka Tangaroa

Scarab Sages

Okay, one goblin brain, please!

Bob Manley
aka KarlBob

I'm arriving Friday morning.


26 goblin brains and 2 orc brains left!

Shadow Lodge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 8

I'll try an Orc brain! Please and thank you!

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

I'll try a goblin brain. What's the worst that could happen?

The Exchange

I think I would like to try a pair of goblin brains. :) My badge name is Bok. :)


23 goblin brains and 1 orc brain left!

Malcolmxkav wrote:
I think I would like to try a pair of goblin brains. :) My badge name is Bok. :)

For the record, it's one per customer, but I know you're two customers! *smile*


A goblin brain, please! Nicholas Racz

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

I want one!!!!


I've got myself and my two sons coming. Would love to have a bit goblin and orc brain to get us through the weekend.

Arriving Friday.

Badge name will be Wyborn Cathmor.

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