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I have a friend who sucks at D&D and at life. He's also hella-fat, smells and is VERY MEAN TO PEOPLE. I'm gonna try to do his character justice.
STR 10
DEX 5
CON 10
INT 7
WIS 8
CHA 1
Class: Bloat Commoner (5)
Class Abilities:
JIGGLE RAGE: The bloat commoner can enter a state of jiggle rage for a number of rounds equal to his level plus his CON modifier, weeping and swinging his folds in a display of immaturity and entitlement. A character in Jigggle Rage gains the THROW ANYTHING feat and automatically gains RAGE POWER: PUTZ. When the Jiggle Rage ends the Bloat Commoner gains the "Settled In" condition.
SETTLED IN: A settled in character must sit and rest his aching knees. A settled in character must take a DC 15 Will Save to get out of bed.
EMOTIONAL WRECK: The Bloat Commoner must take -20 on all diplomacy, bluff, intimidate for being a complete social and emotional failure. He is treated as an Ooze for the purposes of employment.
BLAME OTHERS: The Bloat Commoner recieves a +20 (in)competence bonus on all rolls to convince himself that he is a victim. This bonus increases by +5 for each antidepressant prescription in his inventory.
FEATS:
1) Extra Jiggle Rage
3) Weapon Focus: Emotional Blackmail
5) Saddening Display
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