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True story - was having a conversation with my brother about the many reasons I couldn't possibly care less about sports, when I finally said "When they have a dragons team, then maybe I'll be interested."

He of course points to an obscure minor league team called the dragons, to which I reply, "I wasn't talking about mascots. I was talking about when I see flying firebreathing lizards, then maybe I'll give two craps about which uniform color is better at moving which ball to which arbitrary location."


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captain yesterday wrote:
The Dolphins have more problems than a good old fashioned Dire Bear mauling will fix:-D

I was thinking about the lack of mobility on dry land, but ... yeah.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:

True story - was having a conversation with my brother about the many reasons I couldn't possibly care less about sports, when I finally said "When they have a dragons team, then maybe I'll be interested."

He of course points to an obscure minor league team called the dragons, to which I reply, "I wasn't talking about mascots. I was talking about when I see flying firebreathing lizards, then maybe I'll give two craps about which uniform color is better at moving which ball to which arbitrary location."

Heh. I love certain sports.

I also understand why some people are wholly uninterested.


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Jaelithe wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
Football games with real giants going against awakened bears, even more so.
That might explain why the Dolphins went quickly defunct.

The Dolphins really went defunct? I thought this was just a cover for leaving Earth to get away from the impending scheduled destruction of the planet . . . .


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UnArcaneElection wrote:
Jaelithe wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
Football games with real giants going against awakened bears, even more so.
That might explain why the Dolphins went quickly defunct.

The Dolphins really went defunct? I thought this was just a cover for leaving Earth to get away from the impending scheduled destruction of the planet . . . .

It's okay, I have my towel.


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Me too. Now we just need a buddy who's actually an alien to save our arses.


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Aliens may be a bit hard to find.

I am packing Mickey Mouse ears and lots of cheese to go with the towel. The mice are extremely infuential, pays to keep options open.


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In Pathfinder, the GM can introduce elements from fiction or religion.
In real life, you are better off preparing for more of the same till you die, usually of something mundane.

Anybody in the military? I think orders are more like take out leaders who advocate violence, and leave the alters as intact as possible for their more moderate contemporaries.

Shadow Lodge

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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:

True story - was having a conversation with my brother about the many reasons I couldn't possibly care less about sports, when I finally said "When they have a dragons team, then maybe I'll be interested."

He of course points to an obscure minor league team called the dragons, to which I reply, "I wasn't talking about mascots. I was talking about when I see flying firebreathing lizards, then maybe I'll give two craps about which uniform color is better at moving which ball to which arbitrary location."

I laugh only because the Dragons play here in the Dayton Ohio area where I currently live.

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ngc7293 wrote:
Road Rage takes on a whole new meaning when you get out your long sword. But you don't have to worry because your friend in the car behind you has a scroll of raise dead!

I might be misremembering this, but I believe there was a road rage incident a few years ago where a priest shot a guy with a crossbow.... Article didn't have the priest's level.


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Meat wrote:
ngc7293 wrote:
Road Rage takes on a whole new meaning when you get out your long sword. But you don't have to worry because your friend in the car behind you has a scroll of raise dead!
I might be misremembering this, but I believe there was a road rage incident a few years ago where a priest shot a guy with a crossbow.... Article didn't have the priest's level.

This thing?

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