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After explaining to the previous poster why you don't have the variety of cheese they requested, ask the poster after you if they have any of a different variety of cheese.
So! To start:
Have you got any red Leicester?
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I had some coming in, but the customs officials saw the labels on the boxes and confiscated it all - apparently, they thought the deliverymen were smuggling porn.
Have you got any Tilsit?
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A flesh golem, a kid with lycanthropy, and a nebbish vampire just came in and cleaned us out of it.
How about some Caerphilly?
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The Arthur Wilson brothers took all of it with them on their expedition to Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Have you got any Bel Paese?
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We had to get rid of it. It turned out our suppliers had been making it using the completely wrong strain of mold spores. There's a class action suit you can join if you're interested.
Got any Red Windsor?
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We never stock...that cheese. It expressly forbidden to the management's religion.
How about some Stilton?
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My good sir, you insult me! This is a REAL Cheese Shoppe! To think that we would pollute our shelves with such industrial proletarian rubbish...!
But let me ask YOU: Have you got any Criffel?
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We sent out for some, but our delivery boy apparently thought we asked for "Spring YARD Rat cheese", and...well, ever since he came back from wherever it is he went, he refuses to go anywhere near a pinball machine.
Have you got any Afuega'l Pitu?
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It all accidentally got shipped to Icewind Dale.
Would you happen to have any Abondance?
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Not since they activated the Large Hadron Collider, strangely enough....
Surely you stock Armenian String Cheese?
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Little Lotte bought it all. She heavily prefers it.
What about Daralagjazsky?
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Sorry, squire, but that is a controlled substance in this district.
Would it be worth it for me to inquire about Saint-André?
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Well, I tried ordering it, but I mispronounced it so badly the supplier hung up and wouldn't answer again.
I know! What about some Luiren spring cheeeese?!?
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What the...?!...I'm terribly sorry, I was not informed by the management that that counted as "cheese" to begin with.
Please tell me you've at least got some good ol' Zelu Koloria?
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Oh! We just got a shipment in!
It's a bit oily.
I think it's a bit oilier than you like, sir.
Oh, okay, I'll check...
...Darn, it was SO oily the American military's already bombed it!
Surely I did not come all this way just to be told you haven't got any Winnimere?
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Some bigshot director just bought it all out, told us he needed it to feed "a cast of THOUSANDS!".
My good man, won't you show me your Naked Pruner?
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Not anymore; people coming in and saying stuff like "Dorblu, I've come to bargain" was only funny the first hundred times or so.
I'm very sorry about my last request; that was puerile of me.
How about showing off your O'Cooch Mountain instead???