Sliska Zafir |
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Can I cast expeditious retreat on you? Because you'll be running through my mind all day.
Wow you've got cooler curves than the dome version of my wall of ice spell.
Is that a mirror image scroll of me in your pocket? Because I can sure see multiple copies of myself in your pants.
I'd cast black tentacles just to get my, uh, tentacles, on you? Hands, I mean.
You make my heart race like a haste spell.
I researched a new spell just because of you...come enter my globe of vulnerability.
You the center of my arcane focus, and I've got a big pouch of components.
I've got no save against your "power word entrance" spell!
(Insert smooth line about rod of greater extend here)
Can you tell me how you maximize your dominate person spell?
I crafted you this ring of three wishes, but im already tall, dark and handsome.
If I crafted an illusion of my perfect body, would you hold it against you and wiilingly forego your disbelief?
If I disintegrated your armor, revealing your perfect body, would you hold it against me?
Your more perfect than the esoteric formulae required for a contact other plane spell.
Get away from that paladin's lay on hands ability! He's got nothing on my Bigby's Fantastic Groping Hand.
Damn, girl, I may just have to trap you in a powdered silver circle for eternity!
BigNorseWolf |
If I let you into my tiny hut will you let me into your magnificent mansion?
How did you cast enlarge person in under 12 seconds?
I know both black tentacles AND grease...
I saw this on the discovery channel *baleful polymorph*
Check out Rary's pneumatic enhancer...
... to hell with it. Charm person.
FuelDrop |
Are you a mage because you just cast charm person on me?
Are you a summoned spirit because you're out of this world.
Is your astral body as fantastic as your physical body?
*To an ork lady* Do you have HMHVV? Because you just stole my heart
Do you want to see my Lodge.
I see what you did there, chummer.
"Let me work my magic on you."
"I study fleshwarping. Wanna see the job perks?"
*Casts Hypnotism*
"I can be anything you want. ANYTHING."
Aaron Bitman |
From "Order of the Stick" #244:
"...wanna hold my Rod of Lordly Might? If you push the right button, it might extend!"