"I was hungry. I ate only two of them, the smaller ones no one will miss them."But what are these males going to do without females?
Sooo.. Nasty should eat the males as well, right Alissa?
Sounds like good sport. I haven't clubbed a seal since I was a kid.
Well, crap, that was some weed, cat. You know your stuff. Interesting that it works against oozes. Wish I could have studied the process, but of course, that proved difficult.
So, gang, let's roll.
Trapdodger moves ahead looking for the exit....
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! To the North I go.
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Schism: Inside this 40' long by 50' wide room is a stream running west to east suspended in mid air. It enters and leaves through two tunnels each of which is about 6 feet in diameter.
The lowest points of the tunnels where they come to the walls are about two feet from the floor. The stream only half fills the tunnels consequently when it flows through the room it is hemispherical in cross-section.
Also in this room are six small two-man kayaks with no paddles
"Oh wait a second AM Healer is helping me club these seals. Then we will come too."
Brings new meaning to the baby seal club....
Why is it ok to do that to spiders and bugs???
"Oh wait a second AM Healer is helping me club these seals. Then we will come too."No problem beat away to your hearts content
:`-(
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*beats a seal with his mace and wears it like a wrap, even though it is just a bloody corpse covered with matted fur*
These are pathfinder/dnd sea lions. Literally half lion half seal. So do a Hercules thing with it.
*beats a seal with his mace and wears it like a wrap, even though it is just a bloody corpse covered with matted fur*
"Couldn't nasty eat you by mistake?"
One can hope they kill each other.
*Walks away in disgust.*
"Hey Alissa you want some? It is really good when you hold it over the fire and the blubber melts over the meat."
First edition trivia question. True or false. The first edition DMG include a "random harlot encounter table"?
I was hoping for a slovenly trull.
I always liked expensive doxies better.
*Sneak Sneak*
*following the rest of the party doing a spy/emperor groove when he encounters the floating river*
"This water is not in this one's memory, how can it come to be here?"
*attempting to take licks from the river to determine the qualities*
"North?"
*Pokes the river, seeing if there is an invisible trough.*
What do you suppose the twelve single man kayaks are for?
What The?
*Nocks arrow, pulls back on bow, touches tip of arrow to creature's nose.*
Who the @#% are you?
You don't know who I am? I am the favorite of her majesty, Axellexa the Excellent, and formally a goblin of great renown, more recently a Lich in training, whoa, but not that kind of lich, one of the not necessarily terrible sorts of liches, lichi, lichum, say what is the plural of lich anyway?
I can vouch for him, he's okay
Perception
"How now is this lady a mistress of summoning who has brought forth her brood of monsterous pets?"
I can vouch for him, he's okay
And why would we trust your word for that? You bring monsters into our midst. We have no truck with monsters.
But, but, monsters are a necessary part of the overall equation. naturally, one cannot assume to rise to the rank of hero without overcoming challenges of the Five Great Varieties...
Three great varieties
Three great varieties, tricks, traps, and encounters
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You bring monsters into our midst. We have no truck with monsters.
Tvashtri looks at woman who spends much of her time as a gelatinous cube, the anthropomorphic cat, the orc, the psionic bug, the tiny bear who resides in a woman's bra, and the man who wears chainmail briefs and a bloody seal corpse. He scratches his head with the tip of his forked tail in puzzlement.
"Uhr...we don't?"
So, now that that's all cleared up, what do you make of the four three man kayaks?
I think he means 24 single goblin use only kayaks
Looking at the party. "So can I eat him or am I suppose to not eat him that is the question."
Inspects the boats...for traps,
Perception
"Only metrosexual goblins use kayaks...."
"Alick can you propel and steer these boats, simultaneously?"
*Pulls a single oar out of one of the pocket haversack.*
*Looks around.*
Do we want to go upstream or downstream?
Nasty picks up one of the Kayaks and puts it in the water. Playing with it like a little boy might play with a toy wooden boat.
"This is fun. I want to go for a ride."
He then picks up a paddle and trys to get into the kayak.
"Who wants to get in my boat?"
who doesn't, rawrrr
This is naturally a trick, or maybe a trap, but using my extraordinary talents, I will hold the kayak for you and your heroic friends, so that you can explore the mystery of the tube of dangerous waters.
Not again
*looking to TAK*
"Would it not be funny if this one was a Druid? Then this one could be his own animal companion, haha."
*seeing the kayaks*
"No, magic water is good for drinking, not boating."
(he isn't too fond of water, so if its the only way through, he'll use his claws and latch onto the front of an occupied kayak quite rigidly in fear until the Willy Wonka water ride is over)