>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Rysky]

I hope we eventually extend to all Paizo Personnel :3

So without further adieu:

This morning I wanted a glass of milk with my waffles but I was out of milk... I blame Cosmo.

(I know it's silly and I'm Evil)

[LazarX]

Silly gamer!

Don't you know that you have to make a wish first?!

[Rysky]

LazarX wrote:

Silly gamer!

Don't you know that you have to make a wish first?!

Um I wish for more Proteans to be mailed out to everyone in the Paizo mailing lists?

[Rysky]

Oh and Cosmo I would like to once again thank you for helping me and walking me through getting my AP subscription set up and getting the RotRL Special edition in one go :3

Everything was awesome... which I also blame you for. :3

[LazarX]

Rysky wrote:

LazarX wrote:

Silly gamer!

Don't you know that you have to make a wish first?!

Um I wish for more Proteans to be mailed out to everyone in the Paizo mailing lists?

Thing is... Cosmo is rather loose when it comes to swinging that fairy wand of his. You're never quite sure what he's going to come up with.

So with a wish like that, I'll be watching.... from five zip codes away.

[Rysky]

Were you expecting logic and planning from a mass Protean Choir swarm?

[Sissyl]

OoooooooooIwantaproteanIwantaproteanIwantaprotean!!! Do you also do mail order on the rest of the Bestiaries? Which CRs?

[Cosmo]

...

Please, continue...

[Dennis Baker]

My wife wants me to grow a moustache...

[Orthos]

If you capture Cosmo's it might save you the trouble. I hear it's on the loose.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Will a Cosmo fit in a pokeball?

[Orthos]

The real question is how many badges you need to make one obey you.

[Cosmo's Moustache]

Orthos wrote:

If you capture Cosmo's it might save you the trouble. I hear it's on the loose.

Totally false.

[Callous Jack]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Will a Cosmo fit in a pokeball?

How do you think he ended up at Paizo...

[Dennis Baker]

Orthos wrote:

If you capture Cosmo's it might save you the trouble. I hear it's on the loose.

I know and this worries me. I'm wondering if it followed us home after the last Paizocon.

[Cosmo]

Cosmo's Moustache wrote:

Orthos wrote:

If you capture Cosmo's it might save you the trouble. I hear it's on the loose.

Totally false.

"on the loose"/"on the prowl"... it is all just semantics, really.

[ulgulanoth]

I blame Cosmo for not being able to make it to any con this year

[Lipto the Shiv]

I'm pretty sure it's his fault all my socks have holes in them...

[Rysky]

ulgulanoth wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not being able to make it to any con this year

I also blame Cosmo for making the US too long

Grrrr why can't Seattle be closer to Tennessee ?

[Orthos]

Rysky wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not being able to make it to any con this year

I also blame Cosmo for making the US too long

Grrrr why can't Seattle be closer to Tennessee ?

I KNOW RIGHT

[Cintra Bristol]

My new cat isn't very cuddly. Cosmo should have done a better job of socializing her when she was a kitten.

[Marthian]

I blame Cosmo for this thread.

[Kajehase]

I blame Cosmo for it not being May yet.

[Rysky]

Cosmo please shrink the US so everyone can get together more often, or ill blame you. If you can do so Yay! ... And I blame you for not doing so sooner.

[Rysky]

Kajehase wrote:

I blame Cosmo for it not being May yet.

Yeah seriously Cosmo quit adding months to the calendar, we were all happy with 7.

[Cintra Bristol]

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo please shrink the US so everyone can get together more often, or ill blame you. If you can do so Yay! ... And I blame you for not doing so sooner.

In Cosmo's defense, I think he's already been trying to do this. You know, like putting a sweater in the dryer. Because he is responsible for global warming, right?

[Rysky]

Cintra Bristol wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo please shrink the US so everyone can get together more often, or ill blame you. If you can do so Yay! ... And I blame you for not doing so sooner.

In Cosmo's defense, I think he's already been trying to do this. You know, like putting a sweater in the dryer. Because he is responsible for global warming, right?

Meh that's the lazy route, although I do appreciate the winter in spring temperature we had down here.

Can't ya just fold up the country like one of those portable interstate maps?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Ignoring for a moment the consequences of feeding Cosmo's ego, what about the despair and depression that poor James J, James S, Jason, and Wes will suffer when this rapidly growing thread overtakes their own?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Oh crap, I posted and made this katamari thread bigger.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Oh crap, I did it again! Dooooooooooooooom is coming.

[ulgulanoth]

i very much doubt anyone can beat JJ's thread, it has waaay too much of a lead

[Raechel a'Nalvaar]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Dooooooooooooooom is coming.

Yay!

[Rysky]

Bah this isn't a competition. I want the entirety of Paizo's insanity unleashed upon the webz!

Sing to me songs of the ephemeral Chaos
Farewell to Sanity my friends
Let the Discord take root in your soul
Sing to me oh sweet songs of the Chaos

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

It's my emotional anthem!

[Rysky]

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

It's my emotional anthem!

Now if we could just get Lem to perform it...

[Dennis Baker]

My Reaper Bones order isn't here yet, I think the Reaper guys shipped my Bones order up to Cosmo. That's the only reasonable explanation for why they aren't here yet.

[Rysky]

Now that Champions of Purity is out we have to find other stuff to tease Mikaze with... I blame Cosmo.

[Jim Groves]

I was poking around White Wolf's forums, and there's a bunch of folks just mad as hell that the Exalted 3rd Edition Kickstarter hasn't started yet. (OMG, It was supposed to start in January!) I can only conclude that Cosmo was supposed to edit the introductory video.

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

No need for Lem; my brother and I shall perform it. One day, one day, I will master "YYZ."

[Rysky]

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:

No need for Lem; my brother and I shall perform it. One day, I hope to be able to master YYZ.

ENSEMBLE!

[Cheapy]

When am I going to buy my next Paizo book?

[Rysky]

Cheapy wrote:

When am I going to buy my next Paizo book?

Sorry Cheapy but the Ask *Cosmo* thread is one messageboard over and to the left. Please reserve this space for all the accountings of the tragedies Cosmo is rightfully responsible for. :3

[Cintra Bristol]

Cheapy wrote:

When am I going to buy my next Paizo book?

Rysky wrote:

Sorry Cheapy but the Ask *Cosmo* thread is one messageboard over and to the left. Please reserve this space for all the accountings of the tragedies Cosmo is rightfully responsible for. :3

Totally Cosmo's fault. He obviously moved Cheapy's post from that thread to this one.

[Cheapy]

When do you plan for your next nefarious heist of my hardearned money, because I need to start blaming you pre-emptively.

[Liz Courts]

I blame Cosmo for making the lunch train late!

[Chris Lambertz]

I blame Cosmo for making us wait a whole 2 minutes before getting delicious tacos.

[Rysky]

Cintra Bristol wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

When am I going to buy my next Paizo book?

Rysky wrote:

Sorry Cheapy but the Ask *Cosmo* thread is one messageboard over and to the left. Please reserve this space for all the accountings of the tragedies Cosmo is rightfully responsible for. :3

Totally Cosmo's fault. He obviously moved Cheapy's post from that thread to this one.

Ah my apologies Cheapy, Cosmo you fiend! How could you go and make Cheapy look bad like that? Shame.

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I blame Cosmo for making us wait a whole 2 minutes before getting delicious tacos.

That is evil.

[Fate]

Aslan died because Cosmo had to have some turkish delight. So uncool.

[Chemlak]

Dennis Baker wrote:

My Reaper Bones order isn't here yet, I think the Reaper guys shipped my Bones order up to Cosmo. That's the only reasonable explanation for why they aren't here yet.

So... you're saying that Cosmo has a boner for you? Or did i misread?