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"THE" Poog is famous UNDER carnivals.

Sovereign Court

KahnyaGnorc was imprisoned dragons who had badmouthed him on live television, but missed a baby dragon named Spirow who freed the others and defeated him.


AoZK doesn't wear socks. Ever. If you were to put a pair on him, he would die a quick painless death.


Amasu was once scouted for an Olympic hockey team.


MD's chicken noodle casserole has won first prize in the country fair cookoff three years running.


GoatToucher is a culinary judge and personally inspects the livestock used in competitions.


Rashly5 was amongst said livestock.


Kahnya-G-norc be scouted by shady types for work in stripclub as latex slave.


Poog was the one scouting kahnya


The first versions of Goddity's mask (face?) were made of plaster, then styrofoam, then rubber and finally latex in its present form.

Other discarded experimental versions were made of human skin, stuck together toe nail clippings, sheet rock, solid iron and burlap.


Molten Dragon is moltin' his old dragon scales! There be GOLD in that thar skin! GOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDD!


YUM keeps 'skeeters and other varmints away by smearing himself with rancid bear grease (which became the latest scent in the GoatToucher's Rump Ointment line).


It's not rancid bear grease - it's the musk GT exudes during the mating season.


Pulg knows this, as he is the official gatherer of the musk.


KahnyaGnorc knows this because they sold pulg the cheap black market stuff he got instead because he is lazy.

Sovereign Court

And KahnyaGnorc is his personal assistant.

Scarab Sages

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is McDonald's #1 supplier of McRib ingredients.


IHIYC once mistook the postman at his door for the Slender Man. IHIYC was so unsettled by this he ran to the nearest closet and hid and well the rest is history........


Molten Dragon is upset about this because he is still owed the halloween candy by IHIYC.


Goddity once entered a windowless van on the promise of candy and had an overall positive experience.

Never got the candy, though.

Scarab Sages

Because GoatToucher ate it already. Or is it because the candy is a lie. Wait no that's not it.
Anyway GoatToucher is the Artist formerly known as GerbilHider.


The Sultan was one of those hidden gerbils in a previous life.


KG is an innovator in the new and exciting field of action proctology.


GT is kahnya's first patient/victim


Goddity has been miniaturised, given an inadequate wetsuit and breathing apparatus and sent up GT's [redacted], all in the name of SCIENCE.

Sovereign Court

Pulg is the guilty party that did all of those things to Goddity.


Avtarr of Spikeness be bartender at Magnimar red-lantern club.


Poog washes the sheets at said club for three coppers and a slap per day.


GT has a CENSORED and a CENSORED as well as CENSORED up his REDACTED. He also had CENSORED which is surprising because we had all wondered where CENSORED had got too.

If anyone wants I'll be in the next room bleaching my brain, before preparing to slaughter Pulg. And AoZK. And GT. And everyone on this thread while i'm at it. I may or may not be insane now. Course I am. No I'm not. Does anyone else hear the voices?


Goddity is a certified muppet handler.


Molten Dragon likes them muppets and regularly pays for private muppet shows.


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Rashly5 is a muppet


Goddity is a muppet collector who has gotten "some" plastic surgery in order to look like a muppet. Alas, as such things often go, his face collapsed and a mask became necessary.


Hodor, hodor hodor hodor


krevon's clever wordplay won't save him now.


GoatGroper has nosehair long as broom.


Poog stands at the foot of GoatToucher's tower, pleading with him to let down his nose-hair so he can climb up and retrieve the doughnut he left up GT's nostrils last week.


Pulg lives in GTs nosehair


Goddity makes money by trimming people's nosehairs and selling the by-products to paintbrush factories.


Rashly5 saw something so startling his face got stuck in a perpetually startled expression. Surprisingly enough, the startling thing he saw didn't involve any of the following posters; GT, AoZK, IHIYC, The Forum Troll, or TPOZ.


Amasu is your Private Dancer, a Dancer For Money. She'll do what you want her to do.


GT is amasu's private dancer who does what she wants him too when she is not working.


Goddity was GT's Private Dancer, but refused absolutely to do what he wanted him to. Not until the hair grew back, anyway.


Pulg dances for Goddity, who dances for GT, who dances for Amasu, who dances for Rashly5, who dances for Goddity (because rashly5 is actually Pulg when he's getting his furry on).

Danception!

Scarab Sages

KahnyaGnorc can't dance - they are, after all, a life-sized adventurer figurine, complete with unwieldy base fused to their feet.


IHIYC enjoys taunting the differently abled.

Shadow Lodge

Goddity enjoys taunting the samely abled.

Sovereign Court

Whereas the Queen's Raven cares not for who/what you are, he'll taunt you regardless!


AoZK mostly just gets taunted.


Goddity once cursed AoZK to where he could never wear socks. AoZK cursed Goddity in return, taking Goddity's eyes.

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