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GT lusts after me in ways that make me uncomfortable. He keeps mentioning sacred oils and anointing his rod of power in the blood of the lamb.... Seriously scary.


The thing above me is running for mayorship of LA.


Wylliam Harrison is "the thing"'s campaign manager.


KahnyaGnorc is my PR rep.


Amasu looks mighty good in them jeans...

-Mighty- good..


GoatToucher has set himself the new challenge of changing his touching ways from using hands to feet.


WH jams out to Styx's masterpiece "The Grand Illusion".


GoatToucher calls his wind Maria.


Pulg is a member of an all monster Led Zeppelin cover group called Legs. Oddly enough, One of his bandmates is a demilich, and the other is a gibbering mouther, so he's the only one that actually has legs.


Alick spent two hundred years in a stained glass window depicting the martyrdom of Saint Hubbins in a chapel in southern England.


GT once owned and operated a lakeside bait shop.


Molten Dragon was GT's mascot for his old baitshop, and a great promotional figure during the lake monster fishoff of 2003.


Amasu cries herself to sleep at night.

Sorry, that was more of a prediction than a present fact.

:eyes Amasu's horns hungrily:


GoatToucher says that, though Amasu isn't quite what he's after in the ruminant line, if yer hoofs is cloven', then he gots the lovin'. I would advise applying for a restraining order now, sir or madam.

Scarab Sages

Pulg has cloven socks.


IHIYC has cloven buttocks.

But then, most do.


GT sometimes leads confidence building retreats in Vegas.


MD ensures that the goats touched in Vegas stay in Vegas.


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KahnyaGnorc is a half orc/half gnoll Kanye West impersonator. And is actually better than the original.


Alick be good magnifying bauble


"The" Poog of Zarongel is really a fancy title for his job. Which is in advertising. Selling Goblin Ear Gel. That's why his always point up.


Amasu uses Goblin Ear Gel on her(?) hair.


Krevon can't tell genders. Amasu is totally a masculine name.


Alick can't tell genders either. Remember when you couldn't work out mine?


Working his way through college, Goddity sometimes would perform at children's parties.


Molten Dragon used to work parties also, but they were definitely not for kids.


Amasu was a big fan of moltens parties


Goddity spent three years as a high priest's body servant.

Before you shudder, that's not what "body servant" means. Look it up, you perverts.

Sovereign Court

Normally, a 'body servant' is not what you would think, but GT decided to change the meaning when HE was a body servant.


AoZ-K is a telemarketeer for diapers.


The fiend not so fantastic is AoZK's best customer


Goddities jealous of Fiend Fantastique's ever smile.


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"THE" of Poog's name is a noble title he chose himself. Goblins, go figure.

Scarab Sages

Sissyl literally sneezes bullets.


IHIYC was injured last time Sissyl had allergies . . .


KahnyaGnorc is a bad orcish version of CanyeWest.


Wylliam Harrison always reads every post before posting in a thread and never says something someone else has already said.

(I totally spread did the Kanye West bit bro. It's even on this same page. 18 posts ago.)


Alick be postlawyer.


Poog is actually a living god to sentient geko's


Krevon is Poog's high priest.


Goddity is Krevon's doormat.


Wylliam Harrison is Goddity's drapes.


A new ointment against rash-ly#5 has been invented, for sale at €4,50 in your local pharmacist.


There is no ointment, Wylliam is scamming us.


Goddity knows this because it bought five hundred economy-size jars of ointment against rash-ly#5, to use against its severe foot rash.


Sissyl has a rare form of athletes' foot which spawns real miniature athletes, pole-vaulting, hurdling and putting the shot inside her socks all day. What she wants is rash-ly no. 7, made with real rashly parts.


If you shaved his right buttock, you would see that Pulg has a Cutie Mark.


GoatGroper not admitting, but he being groped by horrors in horrific ways he DON'T ever could enjoy.

Scarab Sages

"THE" Poog of Zarongel speaks fluent Hungarian.


"Hogy én nem sőt"

Translation:

"That indeed i do."

ClosetClown be famous on carnivals as bearded lady.

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