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Katina Listen, you can’t let them rumblestrut all over you
Katina You need to make a stand!~
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Redacted: I think you are confusing true love and mescaline again.
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Money Chris: "And thus began the Great Gaming War. Many lives were lost, many games were burned, and only one came out victorious."
Accountoumancer Ashley: **Pan to shot of three accountoumancers looking at a battlefield from atop a cliff, one with a broken green visor, one with a half burned ledger with pages falling out, and one with singed and smoking robes and a cracked staff.**
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Katina: Stop imposing your raisins on me!
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Redacted ... its thankfully not like cosmo ...
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Owen On the big list of phrases I ever expected to hear at work, 'hydrological smackdown' had no place.
Adam Well, now Crystal's here!
Did Crystal bring her squirt guns to work again?
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I hope it's all right if I post the things.
Me: "I've got to work my black magic and write this code."
Anonymous: "No more sacrificing goats! It's expensive to clean the blood out of the carpet."
Me: "I'll use a plastic sheet this time!"
Or something to that effect.
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Blood for Oden the All-father, Giver of Runes (and, by extension, code).
Uh, are new employees allowed to acclimatize so fast?
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redacted: well, i guess the rest of my afternoon is going to be spend googling 'giant cat'
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Uh, are new employees allowed to acclimatize so fast?
I believe it is a necessary result of the hiring process.
After they pass their basics, there is a thunderdome event with the last two survivors advancing to a lock down in the warehouse over the weekend.
The ware house raptors are released and whoever makes it to Monday is hired.
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Uh, are new employees allowed to acclimatize so fast?I believe it is a necessary result of the hiring process.
After they pass their basics, there is a thunderdome event with the last two survivors advancing to a lock down in the warehouse over the weekend.
The ware house raptors are released and whoever makes it to Monday is hired.
That could explain why some positions were open for so long.
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I didn't eat the other programming competitor in the warehouse to gain their powers.
Why would you even suggest such a thing. that didn't happen.
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Me:
Sonja: How quaint, the website has a nutrition tab…
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I didn't eat the other programming competitor in the warehouse to gain their powers.
Why would you even suggest such a thing. that didn't happen.
It must have been one of the warehouse raptors for sure!
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Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?
Liz: Animal skulls.
but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!
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Robot Chris DAMMIT KATINA I'M EATING POPTARTS
This was my entire early 20's.
That and Fruit Loops and beer.
Not me. My friend. Every morning. To go with his hangover.
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That and Fruit Loops and beer.I hope that's two separate things, not a single bowl...
Hmmmm...
Time for a food experiment! ;D
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That and Fruit Loops and beer.I hope that's two separate things, not a single bowl...Hmmmm...
Time for a food experiment! ;D
Eat responsibly!
AhemSara Marie: You know what moms are great for?
Liz: Animal skulls.
but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!
*Steals briefcase!*
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That and Fruit Loops and beer.I hope that's two separate things, not a single bowl...
No; I'm afraid not. He'd pour a bowl of Fruit Loops, crack open a beer, pour it in in lieu of milk, and wolf it down.
Always made us wonder whether his taste buds were actually aliens hiding in his mouth for safety...
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That and Fruit Loops and beer.I hope that's two separate things, not a single bowl...No; I'm afraid not. He'd pour a bowl of Fruit Loops, crack open a beer, pour it in in lieu of milk, and wolf it down.
Always made us wonder whether his taste buds were actually aliens hiding in his mouth for safety...
I am so tempted to try this with Redd's Apple Ale just to see how it tastes.
*Steals briefcase!*AhemSara Marie: You know what moms are great for?
Liz: Animal skulls.
but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!
Noooooooo! My only weakness!
*melts into the floor*
I knew lawyers were like liches!
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Robot Chris: I need humans
Robot Chris: er
Robot Chris: I need to shoot humans
Robot Chris: wait
Robot Chris: no
Robot Chris: I have to photography people and/or things
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Robot Chris: I need humans
Robot Chris: er
Robot Chris: I need to shoot humans
Robot Chris: wait
Robot Chris: no
Robot Chris: I have to photography people and/or things
Photograph, or teslagraph?
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Sara where for art thoust quesadilla
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Sara All of the above with the lich template.
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Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.
Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina:
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Tanis: Flamingo beer holders ordered. [redacted] FTW.
Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.
Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina:
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.