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Is that right? Then let me help you.

*Swings a battlehammer onto AoZ-K's head.

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Too late!

I win!

That lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni is MINE! And that was the last thing I needed to complete my diabolical plan for world domination! Prepare to meet your DOOM!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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In, your, DREAMS!

*Lashes Valtane with a couple of spiked chains and then uses them to wrap up the poor sap, before squeezing him tightly with them, causing a horrifically bloody mess.*

*BRUTALITY!!!*

I win!


Were it not the brutality is glitchy and causes your game-over instead of a win.

Kind of like this too, neat huh?

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GRRR...RAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!


Someone get the cattle prod off his scrotum.


He asked me to put it there though...


Post for the win.


I don't like snow anymore.


Snow?

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Yeah, why don't you like snow anymore, Private Tiny?


We don't get much snow at all.....when it is it's a 1 nighter of an inch.
Care to send some over?


Sure. It is kind of yellow, but here ya go.

*tips a front loader of yellow snow over TFF*

Enjoy!


Just so you all know: The Last one to post wins.


So beat it...just beat it.

Poog beat GoatGroper, gnyaya


I'm on a quest to destroy Old Man Winter. No more sliding off the road into a ditch and having to walk the rest of the way home! No more wasting vaction days due to crappy weather! No more spending the entire weekend huddled under a blanket playing Dragon Age Inquisition! Well I actually kinda liked that last one so never mind.

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Here's a little something to make you feel better!

*Lashes Private Tiny over 1000 times so he can smile again.*

There you go, a bit of pain and bit of pleasure goes a long way!


You should know, because i'll hit you with lots of scorching rays....OVER 9000!!!!

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If that's supposed to impress me, spawn of Asmodeus, then you've failed! As I'm not in the slightest!


Aw there there, it's okay to cry after that much hurting. No need to fake the strong uncaring front ;)


...


Matt Damon!!!


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Yes. Very much so.


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Matt Damon Puppet wrote:
Matt Damon!!!

Squeak.

Scarab Sages

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Private Tiny wrote:
I'm on a quest to destroy Old Man Winter. No more sliding off the road into a ditch and having to walk the rest of the way home! No more wasting vaction days due to crappy weather! No more spending the entire weekend huddled under a blanket playing Dragon Age Inquisition! Well I actually kinda liked that last one so never mind.

Old Man Winter has a new assistant

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Is that new assistant YOU Charles?


Charles Scholz wrote:
Private Tiny wrote:
I'm on a quest to destroy Old Man Winter. No more sliding off the road into a ditch and having to walk the rest of the way home! No more wasting vaction days due to crappy weather! No more spending the entire weekend huddled under a blanket playing Dragon Age Inquisition! Well I actually kinda liked that last one so never mind.

Old Man Winter has a new assistant

Ima shank them all!!!


private tiny wrote:
Ima shank them all!!!

Poog show you proper shanking, then Poog help you, great fun.


All right lead the way Poog. YOU GET A SHANK!!! YOU GET A SHANK!!! YOU GET A SHANK!!! EVERYONE GETS A SHANK!!!

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But that means everyone dies quickly and painlessly! And that is just so... BORING!!!


Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:
But that means everyone dies quickly and painlessly! And that is just so... BORING!!!

You must be new too the super villain business. We kill them quick. Then reanimate them a few at a time, so we can torture them with no risks. And nothing makes someone go insane quicker than killing them and then reviving them at the last possible second.


To win.
Struggling, striving.
Slaying, knifing.
To post at last, a simple goal.
But ya'll can't do it.
How very droll.


Waterhammer wrote:

To win.

Struggling, striving.
Slaying, knifing.
To post at last, a simple goal.
But ya'll can't do it.
How very droll.

SO JUST GIVE UP AND GIVE IT TO DA TROLL!!


The key is to mortify the flesh until the partner is on the brink of death (which would, if you are doing it right, be a welcome respite from suffering), and then use healing magic to restore them. This also creates a blissful rush of relief as all the associated pains are eliminated, at which point one begins ministering to them again, repeating the process to the point where the partner abandona all hope of death's sweet release and becomes enamored with the ecstatic relief from pain.

At that point they will be as devoted to you as any undead abomination, and far better able to operate among the rank and file.

:shoots Waterhammer in the face:

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If you hadn't shot someone, I'd welcome you back. But now, just forget about it!


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If you had me back, I'd have taken over in a week, and you'd be emptying tear barrels into the Pool of Lamentations for three coppers and a slap.


Poog doubt it much, they more likely shank GoatGroper on sight.


Would not be the first time, or the last. Some of us are beyond shanking, little goblin.


Oh? *shanks GoatGroper*

Erm, there no such thing like beyond shanking to goblin kind.

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Thanks Poog, in return for constantly dealing with the traitor, none of my faithful shall cause you any trouble.


I however, shall still cause everyone trouble

Grand Lodge

:gets up and dusts off:
Desna would not be pleased by all this squabbling, and no adventuring being done.... I guess I'll have to change that!


Who cares about what Desna would think? I will only go along with this "Adventuring Thing" if it involves killing and replacing gods before disillusioning their followers. Its my hobby.

Scarab Sages

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Me? I was thinking of opening up a Vietnamese/Iberian fusion restaurant. I'd call it "Ho Li Toledo."


Ah, well i'm in for Vietnamese quisine.

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You would be, wouldn't you?


Sure, i like thai & chinese food, so i'm up for trying vietnamese too.


Just remember, even one spawned in the unknowable depths of the burning realm of suffering can't handle what the Thai label "Hot".


You're delusional, the food was pretty good. The 'hot' you're referring to, the beauty of the women, doesn't compare to the devil girls down below.

Shadow Lodge

O.o
Wait are we talking the Abyss or your unknowable depths of the burning realm of suffering?

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