the roaches began to worship
the Muppets, and trained missionaries
That word was: "Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." Amen.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Coatrack and Jumbotron, oblivious to
the growing tensions at home
"Totally not Evil Ninjas Pizzaria".
When those pesky ninjas arrived,
had gotten their order wrong
. Thinking it was a porn shoot,
they brought lubricant instead of
linguini and ball-gags instead
of severed human heads, so
the ensuing battle was slippery!
Suddenly, tons-of-fun jumped
and stole the royal jelly
. Toothpick then began to weep.
Seeing this, every ninja exclaimed
"Oh frabjuous day! Calooh Calay!"
A musical montage allowed the
tuba player to finally shine
1989. The rhyming scheme infuriated
Rosario Dawson. She stormed off
, swaying her hips seductively, shouting
"FLOOBELIE DERP DERP!!!" Which means
Tons-of-Fun was impressed with her
complete lack of traffic citations,
however, he could not abide
her views on government involvement
"Stringbean and I are leavimg
royal jelly to distill into
a heady liquor that causes
the screaming poops." Robot overlords
, looking for a method to
increase the heavy petting rate
at furry conventions, invested in
sextoys disguised as cosplay props
AnimeCon 2015 started with a
series of brutal cosplayer murders
and there was much rejoicing.
Local police were forced to
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