the roaches began to worship
to spread the good word.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Coatrack and Jumbotron, oblivious to
the growing tensions at home
"Totally not Evil Ninjas Pizzaria".
When those pesky ninjas arrived,
it turned out that they
. Thinking it was a porn shoot,
they brought lubricant instead of
linguini and ball-gags instead
of severed human heads, so
the ensuing battle was slippery!
Suddenly, tons-of-fun jumped
Into a giant wasp nest
. Toothpick then began to weep.
Seeing this, every ninja exclaimed
A musical montage allowed the
tuba player to finally shine
for the first time since
1989. The rhyming scheme infuriated
Rosario Dawson. She stormed off
, swaying her hips seductively, shouting
"FLOOBELIE DERP DERP!!!" Which means
Feline Aids in High Orc.
Tons-of-Fun was impressed with her
however, he could not abide
her views on government involvement
, and so he did declare
"Stringbean and I are leavimg
and we're taking all the
royal jelly to distill into
a heady liquor that causes
the screaming poops." Robot overlords
, looking for a method to
increase the heavy petting rate
sextoys disguised as cosplay props
(which is most of them).
AnimeCon 2015 started with a
series of brutal cosplayer murders
and there was much rejoicing.
Local police were forced to