to find her, dead or
alive. Sasha began to rage
and spill forth her anger
and transformed into a werekitten.
She bore such wicked claws
, but didn't know how to
dance very well at all.
Lincoln wanted to dance with
and Sascha thought his beard
too scratchy, so she clipped
it with an acetylene torch.
Being naturally fire resistant, Lincoln
attacked Sasha. The Black Knight
was wounded, but continued fighting.
Sasha then transformed into Mecha
into a black 1987 Cutlass
with Washington and Chuck Norris.
They all practiced roundhouse kicks
in preparation for the fight
against the coming Jun horde.
thus damning himself to hell.
inadvertantly restored Chuck to life
This did not deter Gandalf
from pondering Halflings' Leaf's smoke.
Gandalf dreamed a new universe
with an iron fist. Rebel
against them at your peril.
ghost of James Earl Jones
had passed away. Wracked with
made George Lucas mad. Ultimately
attacking with a lightsaber shaped
episode one on endless loop.
, smiled his cracked-tooth grin, and
Jay and Silent Bob smoked