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Mama, used to kill undead!
Swung an axe against it's head!
Rolled a crit, now it's dead!
Mamma, my paladin had just begun!
But now I've gone and rolled up an evil PC!
Mamma, oooOOOooo!
Didn't mean to make you cry!
If my party doesn't resurrect me, this time tomorrow!
Carry on, carry on!
As if nothing really matters!
Too late, everybody, Pharasma has come for me!
Sends psychopomps for my soul!
Body buried in a dirt hole!
Good by Wizards of the Coast, we've got to go!
Gotta abandon 5th Edition and promote the truth!
Mamma, oooOOOooo!
Didn't mean to min/max my game!
If I don't roll a crit, this time tomorrow!
Carry on, carry on,
As if nothing really matters!
(cue to the piano, guitar, and HEADBANGING)