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Perhaps necromancy is the answer?
That's your answer to everything. And once again, you are correct.
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Regular thin fries, steakhouse fries, crinkle cut fries, waffle fries, or curly fries?
Heh, heh, heh...You guys talk funny. lights another bowl Goldurn hippeh, stahp settin' the gud dishes on fahr!
Ah ne'er lyked that ther Ultima Thule game. Stuffy Lawd British no-it-all pallaydin really stuck in mah craw.
Free rangey fun Gus? I spect Mammy knows a gud recipe for that.
Reckin so.
Whut
Reckin
Dun ferget that patchewlee stench cloud always floatin' aroun 'em two. Dang hippehs.
Brainsssssss...
{chews & snaps semi-edible polymer:} Whatta'll it be, Mac? We've got New SINTH, SINTH Classic, Diet SINTH -- your choice of aspartame, sucralose, or saccharin --, SINTHLoco, NecroSINTH, and Tab.
EKNOWNED NYC NOSE-TO-TAIL RESTAURANT "HANNIBAL'S" CLOSED; POLICE & FBI INVESTIGATING
{smacks the snooze button on the Threadnecronomicon} Mrm. Five more minutes...
Ayup. That's whuy it taste so gud.
Otter 4x4s? Is dem gud eatin lak reglar otters is?
Mmmm, Braintree... {drools} Edit: I guess I was so busy being undead, I didn't notice my clothes were inside out.
I don't believe there is any possibility of Scenario 2 playing out. That person is grossly unsuited for trial by combat for more than one reason. If this was the book we were discussing, then yes, I'd totally agree with you. But showrunners D&D seem quite willing to take big liberties with characterization... I think #2 is unlikely, but I can't completely rule it out.
It'd be amazing if what happened to Frakengregor is that he was turned into a white walker...that somehow Qyburn figured out how to do that. Spoiler:
Except
Spoiler: Cersei has already decided that she is choosing Trial by Combat with the Mountain as her champion. The High Sparrow isn't dumb, and has to have already figured this out. We've all been expecting CleganeBowl, but Sandor looks to be busy for the foreseeable future dealing with the Brothers Without Banners. The High Sparrow needs to break Cersei's last bit of power. But wait, what if he could manipulate someone into fighting the Mountain:
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Scenario 1) What if HS chooses someone within his power, completely broken and malleable, eager for redemption or release from this cruel world? Someone highly-trained in combat, perhaps someone who even bested the Mountain once before at a tourney? What if it's the Mountain vs.... Ser Loras? Either outcome, the High Sparrow wins. - or - Scenario 2) What if HS chooses someone within his influence, someone young and naive and too trusting? Someone new to the faith, desperate to protect his wife and mother, and too eager to grasp at an end to the hostilities? Someone eager to prove himself as a peacemaker? Someone whose uncle was recently What if it's the Mountain vs.... King Tommen? Gee Cersei, are you 100% certain the Mountain will obey you to stand down from a fight? Either outcome, the High Sparrow wins.
streaks through thread {bites Ray Stevens} Edit: Juju zombie + Velocity 9 = hmmmm
What amazing new thing happened? Did they once again have a dramatic moment resultant from sheer stupidity? Spoiler:
Where we're going... we don't need eyes to see!
Ah ain't had no baf in sew long ah kant a'member win. {climbs into cauldron} Ya dun gots da water awl toasty warm fur meh too.
Ya maight wanna use sum smoked paprika two, Mammeh. Ah'll hep ya chop uhp sum garlik and teh Trinity fuh da gumbo.
Wut?
Ah-yup.
Ayup.
Two by two, pigeons of blue
Wut?
Wut
Wut.
Ah thunk dey dun went lookun fer dey pitchforks uhn torches. Sumpin bout lynchun trolls dey spotted lurken in duh neighburrhood. Ahm still keepin ah lookout on dat barn fur dat wiley hippeh pigeon.
Ever since I joined the ranks of the heartbeat challenged, I find I need a little more fiber.
Maybe I can buy a few votes this time. Steal the election! {picks up shovel} I'm headed out to the cemetery to dig-, er, round up some more voters. Wanna come? Did anyone ever tell you your head looks like a ripe juicy melon? Mmmmmm, melon brainnnnnnnnnns...
Aim for his bong!
Rekkin
Ah think Darth iz weighten on thet hippeh George Lucas ta dub in his "Noooooooo!" line
I used to like this guy. What'd we ever do to him?
You watcha you mouth, Harpo. Dis'a family thread; you donna wan a lil' zombie to overhear dat kinda language.
Kavren Stark is banned for preaching Otherness against brain-eaters. And I think Zylphryx prefers the more racially-sensitive term, "Facehugger"... doesn't that sound more friendly? He just wants to hug your face. :)
Hmmm, now I want a module that involves resolves settling an undead farmworkers' strike in Geb, who are striking for union representation and better working conditions.
Does this thread necromancy mean you're now a zombie thieves guild? Does that mean their membership consists only of undead thieves, or do they only steal the undead?
I thought the title of this thread was "Wisconson Undead Farm Kids..." {shambles in looking for Aberzombie} "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeze..." {pauses to readjust orange triangular foam wedge hat}
Oooo, I tried that but my eye wouldn't stick to the LCD screen, and fell off. It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, and now my dried-out eyeball, rolled out the door... I'm also now oddly hungry for pah'skitty.
Needs more cowbell. AUGH! It's one of the Walken Dead! {aims shotgun}
Did we win yet? I want a shower.
With your obsession with cleanliness, I'm starting to suspect Comrade Spanky isn't an actual dirty hippeh! -10 points to House Heathendore!
Bah! I've seen your so-called optimizing efforts, and they iz weak! If you're not optimizing your race for a syntheist summoner uber-build, you're clearly deficient in your RDA of tiger blood and WINNING! Also, Ben Stiller is waaaaaaaaaaay overrated as a comedic actor.
RRRAAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSSTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually, you're in the wrong forum. The racists (they're Advanced, btw) are over here.
AUGH! Durn hippeh! Ya senden out sekrit messidges lek sum durn Commie numb3rs station!!! Wurs CH and his trusty shotgun win we all needs him?
But you have a little zombie to play with. Hmmm, maybe this'll help?
It's practically a crime there's not a single mite avatar! You have so much art that could go there! That's a mite? I thought that was just a Yoda who hadn't had his morning coffee(s) yet. Or eaten any morning heads yet. Brainnnnnnnnnnnnns?
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