Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore. Nothing does.......
Ah, another stupid American with his spirit broken. Good to see.
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All hail Chrirac! Vive la France!
You will not beat me you mangy mutt!!! I am ze greatest French warrior of all time and I am Chirac's personal bodyguard. I will k..... *mauled*
Where is zat war criminal? Sumo, it is time for you to face French justice for your crimes! Will you go peacefully or will my men and I have to beat you down. I hope you pick the latter. Vive la France!!!
Hit me with your best shot, you cheese-munching surrender monkey! I can take it!Surrender monkey? Pfft! Everyone knows we French are ze bravest warriors on earth. *shows the white flag to CDP but it is too late as CDP mauls the Frenchie*
Hit me with your best shot, you cheese-munching surrender monkey! I can take it! Surrender monkey? Pfft! Everyone knows we French are ze bravest warriors on earth.
G***~*n frenchie! Tomorrow I will take you back to Chirac. He will be so grateful. Perhaps he'll make me an ambassador!
America sucks!!!! Vive le France!!!
I would weesh all of you Americans a "Happy Thanksgiving" but you're all lazy, worthless swines zat are not worth my time. Vive le France!!!! *Begins singing the French national anthem*
Embrace the sadness! It's what makes me so cheerful! I think you'll be very cheerful when I'm done weeth you. Vive la France!!! *uses shock sticks on CDP*
*singing*
All Hail President Chirac! Ze greatest leader France has ever known! It ees time for you to come home to your master, Sumo! *mauled to pieces*
All Hail President Chirac! Ze greatest leader France has ever known! It ees time for you to come home to your master, Sumo!
Poor Sumo. I shall put heem out of hees misery. *signals his henchman to put Sumo down* Ah, Chirac will be proud of me for taking down France's most wanted!
Isn't the easy way when you frenchies surrender and then b~!~% about the people who later save your ass? WHAT???!!! France does not surrender, we fight to the end!!! In fact, France no longer has any enemies because of our great warriors. We were on the verge of eliminating ze Nazis ourselves before ze arrogant, imperialist Americans got involved. We are the pinnacle of civilization. We have the best healthcare, education, and justice systems in ze world. Speaking of justice, be prepared to face some yourself you cowardly knave!!! *knocks CDP over the head with a club*
Bonjour, Sumo. Eet ees time for you to go back home to France to your rightful master. Chirac knows what ees best for you. We can to do zees the easy way or the hard way. VIVA LA FRANCE!!!!
unleashes his atomic landmine attack *slips on the landmine and goes headfirst into it* Sacre bleu!!! I weel keel you for zees, Sumo!!! *passes out due to the stench*
I was put on once..... *hits CDP over the head with a club* Looks like you'll be put on a slow boat back to France een chains!!!!
Where is ze traitor Sumo? Eet ees time for heem to face French justice! VIVA LA FRANCE!!!!
*ThuMo tries to defend himself but is overwhelmed by CDP's attack* AAAAHHH!!!! *death gurgle*
*humps ThuMo* *shakes Snarky off and uses a taser on him*
Sumo, are you ready to go back to France in chains like the criminal that you are? Chirac will be very pleased.
*punts CDP* I learned zat from Ze Monday Monster!
Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses. Bonjour, Sumo! *signals his henchmen to start a beatdown on CDP*
*begins to fade* What's going on? *disappears*
shuffles across thread *Tasers CDP* I got you now creeminal. Chirac will pay me well for your capture.
*Tries to fight Sumo off* You weell not keell me, trait...gurgle *mauled*
Ha! My suit is fire proof! Eat Lead, mon ami! *Takes out gun and fires at Sumo*
piddles and waits for ThuMo Bonjour Sumo. I take it you are ready to surrender? Zees would make Chirac very happy.
*Mauled with a white flag in his hand*
piddles on ThuMo You will pay for your eensolence!!! *waves his hand and the Frenchies go into action by beating on CDP*
Stupid mutt! *tasers Llamafrog*
Bonjour Sumo! Are you ready to surrender to me yet? We can do zees the easy way or the hard way. *three more Frenchies with spiked baseball bats appear*
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! You are a liar and you're no hero! No one is greater than Chirac! Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.
Well, watch out for that rabid were-chihuahua on his head. It bit Carla Bruni-Sarkozy on the hand, and peed on Marcel Marceau's grave. If I can handle zese rabies infected Poodles, I can handle a chihuahua.
Damn zat Donald Trump! I guess I'll have to keell heem as well.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Also, I think there is a copy of the long form birth certificate from Hawaii around here somewhere. Aha! I was born in France, not Hawaii! Do not say I'm an Amereecan or I weell get a priest to have an exorceesm done to you. Begone speerit!
[emo rant] Nnnnnoooooooo!!!! Nnnnnnoooooo!!! Eet Esn't true!!! [/emo rant]
He told me enough! He told me the Poodles keelled him!
No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever! I weell never join you!
*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever!
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac. *Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! You are a liar and you're no hero! No one is greater than Chirac!
Do your worst, mutt! *shoots at CDP*
You may have keelled my men, but you won't me! *throws CDP across the room and brings out an Uzi* *starts shooting at CDP*
Bonjour Sumo. Chirac has put a 1,000,000 euro reward for you, dead or alive. Personally, I prefer dead. *summons two more Frenchies that start beating on CDP*
F#%* you, Monday. And your little MoMo to. *From the French District of Hades* Ah, zere's ze creeminal! You escaped my grasp last Thursday but you won't get past me zees week. Vive la France!
Merci! Merci! *has no time to bring out his white surrender flag* *is mauled to pieces*
Zen you weell love zees! You weell pay for humeeliating the greatest preseedent zat France has ever had.*starts hitting CDP with a baton*
scampers about with a chew toy Are you haveeng fun, creeminal? *tasers CDP*
*knocks down the front door* Sumo! Chirac, through a coup, has become deectator of France and has declared you publeec enemy #1. You weell pay for your crimes against ze French people. Vive la France! *casts Summon Frenchie and three Frenchies form with bats in hand*
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