The Red Raven's page

Sanityfaerie wrote:

Huh.

I admit... this one doesn't feel like it had the same impact as the last. Like... Erastil wasn't really on anyone's list

Thus far we've had...

N, LE, CG, NE, NG

My guess is that from here it's going to go CE, LG, CN, LN and then... probably back to N for the last? That's my guess, anyway.

At the halfway point we're up to one per row. it wouldn't surprise me if we hit two per row by the end.

What are these random pairs of letters?

Myers-Briggs types

Re: Reveler in Lost Glee avatar - I'm seeing "feast of the lost", but I'm reading "pie in the face".

Edit: Did my avatar just turn into a smurf?

You said - or rather quoted - the magic word.

Tom Selleck

Got excited and made some printable Edgewatch badges this morning. Enjoy!

Agents of Edgewatch Badges

Badges? Badges?! We don't need... Sorry, force of habit.

I, for one, welcome our new corvid-themed iconic. (As long as they're not red, that's my schtick!)

Colonel Mustard in the Billiards Room with the Candlestick!

Nalfeshnee.

Gesundheit.

The Prime Directive

It's Elven, that's why it has extra vowels and a random apostrophe.

I want a spell named gentle rage now.

That's the name of my Quiet Riot cover band.

The render picture says "Aric, human noble", but it is actually the "Iconic Vigilante" in his social identity.

Just tell everyone, why don't ya?

The Red Raven wrote:

1,450 chickens

Chickens are 1 gp apiece (UE), and are useless in combat.

Chickens are 2 cp in the Core Rulebook. I assume that for 1 gp the chickens in UE are battle-trained.

1,450 chickens

Hmmmm....

I thought Paizo had said the Vigilante was going to be the last class for awhile. Color me... intrigued.

Maybe now the other iconics will stop referring to me as the "new guy".

It's all lies. Especially the parts that are true.

So which Chaotic Evil dating website do you prefer: OKKostchtchie or eDeskari.com?

I'm on RazmiranMingle.

Brilliant energy longsword with brilliant energy crossguards.

Play a spiritualist named Anakin and his phantom, Menace.

What would be a good substitute for turkeys on Golarion if I want my PC to say to someone "you look like a turkey" but there aren't turkeys on Golarion for that frame of reference to work?

Try guineafowl, the pre-Columbian turkey.

Gary british potato enthusiast specializing in unarmed potato attacks: chip monk

On the continent, it's called a French Friar.

Let's ask the man himself.

Hope she doesn't sweat too much while adventuring! She'd lose her stuff! :(

Elves don't sweat, they glow!

Who needs some piddly old one in your ocean when you've got the freakin' god of destroying everything in your planetary core?

(roleplaying Cthulhu's Jewish mother...)

"His brother's a doctor."

You are number 6.

A better question is who is spending $495 on a report on The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China PDF?????

The Birch John Society.

while I won't argue that that is the case, I will argue that people with boobs tend to be female and thus tend not to be called Jason...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000492/

The Minis Maniac wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Alzrius wrote:

Dragon78 wrote:

As long as the book has artifacts that serve good, chaos, and law and not just evil I will be happy.

Yes, but what sort of artifact could drive a man to be...neutral?

Not sure, but it is probably Swiss. ;)

Hey there is nothing wrong with the Swiss, they make awesome cheese, knives, and watches.

So the artifact is either cheese, a knife, a watch, or chocolate.

Simple question: What's the adjectival form of Alkenstar, as in an Alkenstar weapon? Alken, Alkenstarri, Alkenstar?

Alkenstellar?

If you look at WizKids' Squirrel Girl Heroclix her "familiar" Monkey Joe can share her base and be moved independently. Of course he's running around with a tree trunk where ever he goes, but it is an example of how familiars can be done.

Cool, now I know where to look if I need a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing mini.

A feat that, for example, grants you +1d6 sneak attack damage, would I hope be something we never publish.

Precise Strike?

Your answer is here.

That certainly gives new meaning to the phrase "malignant tumor".

Out of curiosity, is there any kind of a story behind why he's called Third? Is he Allig the Third, or is Third his family name, or some kind of title or moniker?

Maybe he's related to Ingrid?

Where is Arodens grave?

Grant's Tomb.

Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word 'lasagna'.

Mmm, beer.

Mmm...gelt

No harm, no fowl. :P

You got something against feathers?

Daffy Duck is a drow?

You're despicable.

Drow? Pshah! No such thing.

That's just an elf you've painted black. You could have at least done something creative like sew a duckbill on it.

If we're just open to throwing out ideas (I like formians, btw), why do the LN paragons have to be mechanical-like, automaton-like C3POs?!

Seoni is LN; why can't the paragons of Law look more like her? ;-)

I appreciate the travel information, but as the Red Raven, do you think it is safe divulging your location to would-be bounty hunters and adventurers?

Never fear, the Red Raven is a master of disguise! He could be the garrulous spice merchant, or the veiled dancer, or the dirty and downtrodden porter. He's probably not that mamluk who looks like a giant ant, though.

Whenever I'm in Katapesh, I stay at The Sand Dragon Inn! Overlooking the Golden Oasis; Short walk to the Grand Coliseum; Convient on-site camel parking!

what would a gremlin songs be? Anyone?

Gremlin Song

When I retire from adventuring, I plan to use my accumulated wealth to build an elaborate mausoleum filled with death traps and wandering monsters in which my corpse will be sealed along with the remainder of my wealth (after paying the contractors). Pay it forward, adventurers.

Alan Smithee

I want a shoehorn, the kind with teeth.

Did James Jacobs really describe world building as a 'fanatically organic' process or is this a Typo/spellchecker error?

Good catch. It should read, "fanatically orgasmic".