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I mean, lettuce and tomato are easy to get off. But that evil white ooze-like crap just gets everywhere. Exactly! I hate going to family reunions, and Sentient Mayonnaise shows up and leaves slime trails everywhere.
You people are soft!
Vote Sentient Marshmallow. He will crush your enemies!
I want one meelion dollars!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!!!Thats why I vote Lawful Good at Elections... In 2012, vote Sentient Marshmallow! I'm Lawful Good and I love goblins! <Kisses goblin baby>
I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness. I was hoping you could press the big red button labeled "Destroy Antipodes".
Naked marshmallow fluff!
It's true. I think my "You're an idiot" thread really is more civil... I know it's been helpful in building my Cabinet. By the way, your follower cut off one of his limbs and is bleeding to death there.
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness. I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...
Vote Sentient Marshmallow in 2012! He'll turn his term in office up to 11! *** I'm Sentient Marshmallow and I approve this message.
The top of this page is mine! Nekkid marshmallow, baby!
I'm Sentient Marshmallow and I approve this message.
Was that comment racist, sexist, or both? Don't make me shut this thread down...Do I have to start nipping at people's posts?You are an attractive marshmallow, Mr. Frost. Like many of my comments, it was fascist.
Do I have to start nipping at people's posts? You are an attractive marshmallow, Mr. Frost.
I am the most desirable sentient marshmallow in the world! Bow before me!
Lo! I have my 2012 campaign slogan prepared! Read it and weep! "You can't have Sentient Marshmallow without S&M"
I am not a monster! I'm a marshmallow being!
I am far superior to honey!
Who's ready for the stickiest world domination ever?
I said, Does anyone want a S'more!!!!!
S'more anyone?
S'mores? They're made from some of my failed comrades.
Wait...did Staypuft stop posting? Staypuft is an idiot! He didn't know the difference between an en dash and an em dash.
Umm when I guy posts that he is one of the smartest people on the boards, and then another poster tries to post how smart he is in comparison, I just back away. That discussion is bound to go nowhere. f!*& I have a masters degree in Psychology. And I don't think I'm smart, I just think I have follow through. I mean seriously some guy is going to say he is one of the smartest people on the boards after I've gotten to know some of you guys. He has no clue whatsoever. I speak the truth when I say I'm the smartest marshmallow on these boards.
Vote Sentient Marshmallow '12. He'll be a different kind of marshmallow in office. "I'm Sentient Marshmallow, and I approve this message." -Sentient Marshmallow
Now, that's just unneighborly! What did I ever do to you? Did one of my ancestors take some of your homeland? No, I don't think so. Sheesh!
<Reforms T-1000 style> I can see when I'm not wanted. I'll go somewhere else that I'm appreciated.
Whoa now! There's no need to be violent. First thing I'm going to do is revoke the 2nd amendment...
We have not eaten them
When it leaves the planet entirely, please remember it's not part of the marshmallow-capitalist agenda.Can we blame you anyway? Blame all you like. It won't prevent your inevitable doom! Er, not by other sentient marshmallows, I can assure you.
When it leaves the planet entirely, please remember it's not part of the marshmallow-capitalist agenda.
Arizona is not where I'll be starting my bid for a marshmallow-capitalist takeover of the world.
I can assure you that I am neither a "hippeh" nor am I trying to establish a marshmallow-capitalist regime.
Yes, this will do nicely.
You may have heard a rumor about us trying to take over the world. Let me assure you that this is patently untrue. Oh, if you see a giant marshmallow man eating your city, just remember it's a prop from your ancient pop culture. |
