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So.

My office has had to bring in bottles of hand soap because we're going thru it far faster than we usually do and need to keep up with demand until the next scheduled maintenance and refill for the built in dispensers in the office restrooms.

This tells me a LOT of my co-workers have APPARENTLY NOT BEEN WASHING THEIR FHTAGNING HANDS AFTER NORMAL BATHROOM USE UNTIL A GL'BYOLYB PANDEMIC PROMPTED THEM TO CHANGE HABITS.


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AND THEN THERES THIS A+!++#+.

At this point it's almost a competition to see who can be the most evil.


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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

I can't read any actual news about the CDC situation right now. It makes me too angry to function. I tried. I really did. But I got a third of the way through the article - if that - and I was already fuming.

I need to not get pissed off this late at night if I want to have any hope of successfully sleeping.


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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


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Vanykrye wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

(Seriously. My kindergarteners made cookies in class on Wednesday, and I have so many left over.

Also I have a tin of gingerbread madeleines that Hermione and Val made.
Would that I actually could instantly transport them.)
Are you sure they're "madeleines"? Tucker Carlson informs me that they're obviously gingerbread men. And suggesting otherwise is apparently stupid.

Tucker ₩μГ<[{ Carlson can ×=!×:, !$÷@:/\€, $×%$"÷#=!## and ÷#@;$,=!;#, in [REDACTED]!!!


*feeds off rage and fury*


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*marches through thread in search of missing armor plating after most recent kaiju battle*


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[beep]


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captain yesterday wrote:

I'm a morning person, one of those annoying ones even, you know the type, awake before my feet hit the floor, super chipper and ready to attack the day!

Used to piss my wife off:-D

POWER SOURCE: ANNOYANCE

SECONDARY AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 33% AND CHARGING


[bzzzt]


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INITIATING LAUGHTER PROTOCOLS


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INITIATING PESTICIDE APPLICATION.


Artemis Moonstar wrote:
Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.
Yes...odd that. It must be Cosmo's doing.
I blame Cosmo for all things ending in tears...
You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.

CALIBRATING AUXILIARY FUEL TANK II FOR FUEL SOURCE "PEOPLE"...


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Freehold DM wrote:
Balrog wrote:
60s/70s here this week, if rainy. Huzzah!
growls

POWER SOURCE: FRUSTRATION

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 100%


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AFFIRMATIVE


TOZ wrote:
Hama wrote:
Ah, leave them to their Whedon hate.
But I need them for my hate-powered generator research.

POWER SOURCE: HATRED

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 95% AND CHARGING


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Rawr! wrote:
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
First rain of the year, that means everyone needs to relearn basic driving techniques. Especially the assclown who had to cut in front of me and immediately put his brakes on.

"Why yes, that safe following distance was definitely an invitation for you to squeeze your car in."

HAET RAEG FRUY KLIL


RAGE!!!!


A TEMPORARY SETBACK AT BEST. WE ARE RECALIBRATING.

THE NEXT POSTER IS A PROSPECTIVE PILOT FOR FURTHER ANTIDIVINITY VESSELS.


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WE HAVE LIFTOFF


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Lamontius wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
rouge

*blink*

*twitcchhh*

GRRRRRAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

POWER SOURCE: ANGER

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 88% AND CHARGING


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POWER SOURCE: CHAOS

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 49% AND CHARGING


AFFIRMATIVE.

*eye-laser roasts the snow, filling the air with steam*


*stomps through the colony*


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Alexander Augunas wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
]I'll just keep praying to Desna that Twilight vampires continue to never scream, "Awesome!" to the good folk at Paizo.
A little faith. Your prayers are better spent on more likely threats. Like all the world's air molecules spontaneously turning into VHS recordings of season 2 of Disney's Gummibears.

I feel like there is an inside joke here that I'm simply not understanding.

Also, I didn't know that Disney made a Gummibears TV Show. I now understand what Daigle and Sutter meant when they said that the true horror of the Schnedierian psyche have not yet manifested upon this plane.

The Gummi Bears

(Gotta say the Swedish version is the exception that proves the rule that everything is at least slightly less good if dubbed.)

... why? WHY DID YOU SHOW THIS TO ME?!

Its like someone took Secret of NIMH, replaced the rats with bears, set the show in the world of the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, and then ripped of the Smu^fs for its theme song!

So ... much ... pain ....

With my dying breath, I scorn thee ... COSMO!

POWER SOURCE: SUFFERING

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 37% AND CHARGING


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeff-Zilla wrote:

RRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Stomps across the Pacific Rim searching for some Jaeger.., ...meister

looks around for the fawtl jager to fight jeffzilla in
Is 65 tons enough mech? ;)

AFFIRMATIVE

COROLLARY: UNLESS IT CAN BE LARGER


*dispenses Jagerhaterade*


REPORTING FOR DUTY


POWER SOURCE: MADNESS

FUEL CELLS AT 100%


POWER SOURCE: ENVY

FUEL CELLS AT 98% AND CHARGING


COMMAND WORD RECEIVED

RAMPAGE COMMENCING


John Kretzer wrote:
I think Cosmo has just gone thru and favorite every post...as if gleefuly admitting to them.

POWER CAN BE ELICITED FROM THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS

THIS UNIT IS CALIBRATED IN A SIMILAR MANNER


Icyshadow wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Some people are weird. How can anyone not like visiting Japan?!?
*Fires beams of envy from his eyes at Aberzombie*
This was my fourth visit.
MAXIMUM POWER ENVY BEAM!!

POWER SOURCE: ENVY

FUEL CELLS AT 97% AND CHARGING


POWER SOURCE: HATRED

FUEL CELLS AT 71% AND CHARGING


Sissyl wrote:
Also, the solar mass ejection will have destroyed every transformer on the planet when Godzilla wakes up, so not even the Autobots will be able to help us against the kaiju...

THIS UNIT IS PREPARED FOR SUCH EVENTUALITIES.


Jess Door wrote:
Are you vegetarian? Or do you at least eat grass? I don't want to mow this week.

GRASS HEIGHT EXCEEDS PARAMETERS. ACTIVATING GRAZE MODE.

*eye lasers!*

Cookie to anyone but Scint who gets the reference.


*activates loudspeakers*

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down

Helpless people on subway trains
Scream, bug-eyed, as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh, no, they say he's got to go - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Oh, no, they say he's got to go - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!

Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!

Oh, no, they say he's got to go - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!


INITIATE MARCH SEQUENCE.


Jess Door wrote:
...that was not logic.

NEGATIVE.


Freehold DM wrote:
Mecharagezilla wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Get out of here, Whedon-hater!

[Throws things at FHDM]

catches thrown objects these should go a long way towards funding my Haterade (tm) factories. Thanks for supporting the cause, doodlebug!

*opens docking bay*

COORDINATES PREPARED. RETURNING TO PRODUCTION FACILITY EPSILON? Y/N

Y. Also, see about building a thank you statue for that lovely goblin fellow.

AFFIRMATIVE.

*Blastoff!*


Freehold DM wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Get out of here, Whedon-hater!

[Throws things at FHDM]

catches thrown objects these should go a long way towards funding my Haterade (tm) factories. Thanks for supporting the cause, doodlebug!

*opens docking bay*

COORDINATES PREPARED. RETURNING TO PRODUCTION FACILITY EPSILON? Y/N


ARMOR PLATING IS EVALUATED 78% MORE EFFICIENT IN DEFENSE AGAINST ASSAULT BY A CREATURE OF EQUIVALENT STRENGTH AND MASS COMPARED TO UNOBSTRUCTED SCALE.


Scintillae wrote:
Oh, and then there's the part where their go-to source for "Um, hi, I need to get a student loan" is Sallie Mae...

RAEG HAET FRUY MURDER DEATH KILL


DEFENSIVE AUTOMATONS ARE NON-OPTIMAL USES OF RESOURCES. ENGAGE WITH DIRECT ASSAULT FOR SUPERIOR TACTICAL ADVANTAGE. THIS UNIT PREDICTS 94% OF SUCH MANEUVERS RESULT IN IMMEDIATE VICTORY.


Vo Giap, Ambassador of Bachuan wrote:
Keep pissing us off, Olympic commission. Anger is an energy.

AFFIRMATIVE. FUEL CELLS AT 67% AND CHARGING.


THIS DEVELOPMENT IS SATISFACTORY.


ENGAGING KAIJU INVADER.


Jesszilla wrote:

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE THERE WAS A GOOD RAMPAGE IN HERE

::RAMPAGES::

ACTIVATING MISSILE SILOS.

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