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Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Have you seen the same black cat passing you twice in a row?

heres what happened.

Responding to Amby, I hit send and I got that weird thing where you respond to a post and it acts like you didnt, with another window for responding to a post shows up even though you already did, so I was seeing things twice there.

I was working on my work laptop and there has been a reply all issue in outlook, so I also saw the same name twice in a row over and over again.

Tabbing into another program there was a bit of hang so I saw the name of the person I was working on twice.

It was a weird moment.

Perhaps the machines are trying to send you a message about being a fan of Michael Bay?

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Looks good, hopefully they'll drop an official trailer in a week or so. The trailer for Clone Wars season 6 looks really good too.

It won't happen in season 1, but I really really want the Mandolorian to have an onscreen "rematch" against Hafþór Björnsson.

DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I'd watch it. Except I can't afford to pay for Disney's streaming service.

It's supposed to be $6.99 a month, plus the cost of your high-speed Internet service and whatever device(s) you're watching it on.

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First look trailer for Star Wars: Resistance, premieres October 7th (on Disney Channel).

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why not give this cosplay a try?

If ya got a box, you could also cosplay as Kylo Ren.

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J-Bone wrote:

Is that Orko?

Utini!

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We all float down here.

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Hama wrote:
Juda de Kerioth wrote:

MCU Avengers 2 AoU sucks so hard, and it is so lame... waste of money even for fanboys.

Weak plot, lame story, worst acting than before... the best actors in the movie was Ultron and Hulk... And those were maded by CGI.

2.1 hours to see nothing at all... the final credits ending promises much more but if this one was so lame... dude, im getting down from the entire MCU movies at all.
Hope Punisher will be better as Daredevil is.

Thankfully, you are in an extreme minority.

It looks like the Freehold A.I. has built his first duplicate and uploaded into it. O_o

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yellowdingo wrote:

But I love conversations...

Who would have watched the two hour interrogation of princess leia by darth vader and a certain floating black ball interrogation droid with pointy needle?

I love Dr. Ball, M.D.!

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Davor wrote:
Lord Snow wrote:
Davor wrote:
The ball droid does look REALLY dumb.

Can you, with a straight face, say it looks dumber than droids from previous star wars movies?

What it does is fit in with the existing aesthetic. Which is good.

Yes. Yes I can.

"The dumb ball droid looks dumber than droids from previous Star Wars movies."

Huh. That wasn't so bad.

Nope, I like it. It seems much more sensible for use in an outdoor environment filled with non-perfectly smooth terrain.

Power droids? Dumb.
CZ-3 droids? Dumb.
Astromech droids with tiny wheels scooting along through loose sand terrain? Dumb.
"Extra-cranky" (a**hole) astromech droids? Dumb.
"Wacky" pit droids? Dumb.
Lens-flare camera droid? Overrated.

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Arial! Ookla! RIDE!

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Dingmok and Pres Man at Tanagra.

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Bobson wrote:
Steve Geddes wrote:
I wish he'd leave his email address instead of his phone number. I take a certain pleasure in signing up spammers to each other's junk email lists.

Philadelphia recently started targeting "Junk signs" (those "Sell homes fast!" type of thing stuck randomly on telephone poles) by adding them to the city's robodialer. Apparently they would get a call every 15 minutes until the signs were taken down. It's supposedly been very effective.

Clearly Paizo needs a robodialer to harass spammers.

Or a Beowulf cluster of Borg pugwampis configured as a botnet to infinite-click the spammer's website(s).

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Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
I think we could say it's a... rock-tease?

{unhooks velvet rope, and gestures to VIP lounge} Right this way, sir.

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Galena, the oread, recently ended her rocky relationship with her shaitan boyfriend, Clay, just weeks before their slated wedding. Even though he was a gneiss guy, he constantly took her for granite and wouldn't talc about his feelings. While the split would be tuff, he mostly would miss her marbleous cleavage and their frequent fracking. Weather they were ever really in laava is hotly debated.

JMD013, whose fenite patience finally eroded, told everyone in this post they were full of schist and to go to shale.

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The Master of Many Zingers would make an interesting monk archetype. Flurry of Puns could be devastating.

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The squeaky punner gets smashed with TOZ's d20 of head bludgeoning.

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So in The Dark World, Thor's up all night to get Loki?

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Quiche Lisp wrote:
"I'm a 5 feet gnome named Quiche Lisp."

In both metric and imperial, a 5 feet gnome has a serious alchemical mutagen/discovery problem.

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thunderspirit wrote:
Just curious: since zylphryx is a computer guy, do his business cards say "Beep Repaired"?

Does he beep when he backs up?

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Frosted Punny Charms comes with a free Soultm inside every box. If you wanted the toy that badly, I'm sure zylphryx would have just given it to you.

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Ah, but zylphrx starts each morning with a double-sized bowl of Frosted Punny Charms cereal-- chock-full of pink double entendres, yellow eggcorns, orange feghoots, green malapropisms, and purple shaggy dogs!

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The Death Star canteen stopped selling wookie steak because the customers kept complaining it was too Chewy.

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The Naboo queen's handmaiden was self-conscious about her bosom - they jokingly referred to her as Padme.

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Zuckuss' favorite Chinese dish was 4-LOMEIN.

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You might think it's too hot inside a tauntaun to sleep, but it's only Luke warm.

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Tirq is banned for blaming the spaces problem on the alias, when the problem lies with the messageboard software.

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Gruumash is banned for making Captain Spalding yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Hulk want your love and
Hulk want your revenge.
You and Hulk could write a bad romance

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Geistlinger is banned for forgetting that DJ-Bogie was only cleaning the gutters because it was on his honey-do list.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
MMMMMMMM Farrah Fawcett brains ....

"No taction contact!" [/Benson]

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Ponies have to prove their Myers-Briggs worthiness just like everybody else.

I'm not attempting to defend him, just offering an explanation. I surmise that when he was still a Frozen Pony Lawyer, some ice crystals naturally formed in certain key regions of his brain. Or Folger's Crystals. Or crystal meth.

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Champion wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Losers.
But Sebastian, You Are A Champion Too. There Is A Whole Thread About It Here. Ergo It Must Be True. Your Publicist Should Really Be On Top Of These Things, Fellow Champion.

Your attempt to reassure Sebastian is moot. In the Ponyboys' mind, only Sebastian is worthy of the title, Champion. Hence, that automatically makes all non-Sebastians... Losers.

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Cosmo3PO wrote:
Sir, the possibility of this thread successfully surviving the coming troll hordes is approximately 3720 to 1!
Never tell me the odds.

The odds of me not telling you the odds are approximately 79,237 to 1!!

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Sir, the possibility of this thread successfully surviving the coming troll hordes is approximately 3720 to 1!

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Silver Puffin wrote:
*surfs through the thread on a 200-lb fish*

By the Supreme Intelligence, the Kirby radiation ratings are off the chart! He wields the Power Cosmo!

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JMD031 wrote:
Sleep is for the weak. You can sleep when you are dead. Or so I've been told.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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Sir, the possibility of James Jacobs successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1!

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Sir, the possibility of successfully keeping this topic civil is approximately 3,720 to 1.