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Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Happy Chocolate Day, everyone!
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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Happy Valentines day everyone! I need somebody to make a Valentine's day card with Ronk and Twitchy on the cover. Bonking enemies together in the name of love! XD
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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

That would be so freaking awesome!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Ronk and Twitchy have an explosive romance. :)

But what I want to know about is what Medge thinks of poor Flamefinger!
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Fancy stabbing tools are the key to Medge's heart ;)
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Ah... romance is in the air!
Male Goblin Elemental Sorcerer 1 | HP 7 | AC 13 | T 13 | FF 11 | CMD 9 | F +0 | R +2 | W +1 | Init +2 | Per +8 (+10 if hearing)

Oddly enough, that sounds like my wife. Flamefinger has hope!! Lol
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I started watching Galavant because of you guys. THANK YOU
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

It is freaking awesome. I love all the songs and togetherness has been stuck in my head for days.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Galvant is just such a blast. It makes me happy.
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I have one recorded to try out if we ever have time to watch something with the family!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

You will laugh, and you may laugh so hard you get tears in our eyes.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy laughed so hard that she snorted her potions out her nose.
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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Never drink while watching, that is what the commercials or the pause button is for. What a waste of a potion.
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

So in the Robo-Tech session that ended a few hours ago I roll three nat ones in a row. I wanted to tell people. I am kind of proud of myself.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Ronk, you are made of awesome.
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

It was kind of awesome in the fail. Apparently a 1 out of 8000 chance. One of our players is a math wiz
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Will continue soon. Sorry for the delay. Currently have 7 inches of snow and counting in north Alabama, which is probably a 10-year record.
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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk would like to get back to what he is best at
Like swing his stick and crushing doggies skull
Seeing their little brains go splat!
All of this not bonking critters is rather dull.

We felt like giving a crummy little poem
So there it is and it is bad
Sadly for you all this is not a passing fad
This is me rhyming in my prime

We could give this crummy poem a better go
But my tired little brain would have been strained
With minimal effort Ronk has given a great show
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

that is a lot more snow than we have in Oklahoma and I am trapped in the house with my people. Hope everybody is staying warm and safe. And all the kiddies have blankets in their little Goblin cages.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I think one of us -- likely me -- needs to go through the last two fights and see how we are doing on bombs and healing charges.

My guess, not having checked this? (I'm at work right now... the full check will have to wait until I get a break.) I think we may be out of both.

Ronk if you're bored, do you want to page through? Have four bombs and five healing charges been used so far?

Then we'll need Wolfie to run initiative for us.

Does that work?

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So let's do the check, then fight the fight!
We'll face the spider with his many legs
We'll try to show that our might makes right
And drink our fearless cowardly glory to the dregs!

We have our Gurp, Flamefinger and our Medge --
We have companions Squishy and Fluffer too
All these with Ronk give us our edge
Friends forever, as Goblins great and true!
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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

We should have rested
But Ronk wanted all the glory
Little Ronk did not study
And We are about to be tested
To Lots o'legs we are the quarry
Be prepared since this might get bloody

Rage = 4 out of 5
Bomb = 3 out of 4
Healing = 3 out of 5
Bouts of giggling in the reread due to hilarity: Priceless.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Okay, so one bomb, one rage and two healing left. Yay! With the best goblin team in the world, we'll be fine. I hope.

The spider is just a crawly bug
Albeit with a poisoned bite
But we have Ronk and Twitchy hugs
To the fight, to the fight!
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

We need Gurp and Flamefinger back! Has anyone heard from either of them?
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I haven't. I can ping them again, like I did for our last fight. Or do you want to try, Medge?
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk misses his junior hero and the swamp mojo. Come back to Us!!! Or... leave the lady Gobs to Ronk and Our Ronkyness ;)
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Gurp is here! Just been a bit busy.
Male Goblin Elemental Sorcerer 1 | HP 7 | AC 13 | T 13 | FF 11 | CMD 9 | F +0 | R +2 | W +1 | Init +2 | Per +8 (+10 if hearing)

Flamefinger is here as well! Will post tonight after I get off. May tha spider fear our mojo!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

That's good, because we're about to get our butts handed to us.
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Today is international GM's day, so many fond feelings going out to our fearless leader Medge Wolfwaker! May you always have lots of bacon!
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Mmmm, thanks!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

All the Bacon to the kind Wolfwaker who wanted to deal with PbP noobs, something few others want to do.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Being a vegetarian (and a jew) I'll happily hand you all my bacon, Wolfie! Thanks for all your hard work!
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Hail Wolfwaker! King of the Swamp!
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Goblin romance, not sure if I can handle it! ;-)
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

We're so glad to oblige. We Be Goblins, the Musical, strikes again!

I haven't posted after Ronk because I don't know if Twitchy's sleep goes uninterrupted until morning... But I have to say I loved waking up to a goblin love song this morning.

Aren't you glad you have a slightly different goblin group?

Twitchy
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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

We are a superior group of goblins, no doubt.
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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Hail the King of Romance!

And of coarse we are the superior Goblins. This is our moment in the sun!
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Everyone knows skulls are so last season!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

It shows a lack of commitment. Full skeletons are where it is at.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Since this is the musical version of Goblins, we need a showpiece number where Gurp and Vorka respectively sing about their animals and their obsessions, and then they fall in love, Gurp redecorates the ship, and Medge marries them.

Then we all need to sing pirate shanties as we sail victorious back to Licktoad Village in a now miraculously fixed up ship that can now sail up our tiny creek (never mind the ship's draft, or that this would be going upstream.)

This is a musical, and ANYTHING can happen.
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

I think we forgot to divide the loot we got last time. Anyone know who has what?
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Oh dang you're right. Twitchy couldn't use Spellcraft to ID the bullets since she doesn't get Detect Magic. But she could have ID'ed the potions.

I suppose I could retroactively do that...

Who else has a sling for the magic bullets?

After checking everyone's character sheets, I see that Twitchy & Gurp do. Shall we split the magic bullets?
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Potions are bull's strength and mage armor. If you want to back up and use them before the horse attacks, go ahead.
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

We need the mighty Flamefinger back :(
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I miss everyone too!
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Hey guys, will try to get us moving tomorrow.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Yay!

Behold the power of the Bad Horse Song! Thank you, Wolfwaker!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Wolfwaker cannot resist the call of the Goblin Musical.
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

NO ONE can resist the call of the Goblin Musical!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Goblin musicals are the best.
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