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Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Victor Jankowski, Private Eye wrote: Scientist Lisa wrote: Victor Jankowski, Private Eye wrote: Happy chocolate bunny day, I'll try to post a liitle later, coloring eggs with the grand daughter
Oh and that picture is perfect
you have a GRANDDAUGHTER??
*starry eyes* Yeppers! She's two, daughter of my oldest son, he is thirty. My only grandchild. I have a niece and she is the most adorable thing EVAR! Sadly, I haven't seen her in like two years (she should be four now) because her mom (my half-sister) is in the Army and she's being taken care of by a friend of her mom's.
Male Human Investigator 4
I would imagine, between this game's tone and wacky timeflow, the actual duration of these here alter self potion so be "they will wear off at the funniest possible time."
That said, it really is a bit strange that disguise self lasts 10 times longer than alter self, despite the latter being a level higher. Sure, +2 str and darkvision if you're switching to something that has it, but if that's what you're casting it for, you have better options.
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Would it be too much to take a homebrew Alchemist archetype that I'm still working on as my level 5 class?
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
I'm sure it will be fine. Want to post it up somewhere so we can see?
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Nixie wrote: I'm sure it will be fine. Want to post it up somewhere so we can see? Oh, I haven't started on it yet, per se... but I'll get right on it.
Lashunta Technomancer 1 | SP: 2/4 HP: 8/8 | EAC:13 KAC:14 | Resolve: 4
I am away until Thursday, hopefully I'll get chance to post from my tablet or phone, but just in case, feel free to assume I'm tagging along.
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
If this doesn't work, throw into the elevator and go Stabby McStabStab and hope for the best?
Male Human Investigator 4
Nixie wrote: It's at this unfortunate moment that Grey's enlarge person spell wears off. He still looks like a lovely Lashunta. Just one freakin' foot shorter. My inner rules lawyer says: But he specifically went with Alter Self instead of Disguise Self because there was an overriding transmutation/size effect!
My sense of fun however just says: Quick! Tiptoes!
Yes, Celes. If sexytimes don't work, Stabby Stab time.
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
Ha, were Victor so lucky, her plan is to just get her to admit to everything, close a door, then kill her... Or try to.
'Human Boy' Male Halfling Rogue (Unchained) 8/ Trickster Tier 2 [ HP: 57/65 | AC: 25 T: 21 FF: 16 | F: +4 R: +14 W: +4/+6 | Init: +9 Perc: +14/+18 Trapfinding 10' or less | Effects: Sickened] | Mythic Power 1/7
Nixie, please bot me for the moment.
Ok. I was going to try posting while at my mother's house...
but the only thing available was her Windows 8 laptop...
I have never experienced this level of suck before, how the hell is Microsoft still in business?!
I will post tomorrow, from school.
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
Shiza I know, windows 8 sucks! Microsoft is the dame BOTTLENECK i face with programing at work!
professor wrote: My inner rules lawyer says: But he specifically went with Alter Self instead of Disguise Self because there was an overriding transmutation/size effect! You are totally right. I meant his alter self spell. But it wears off in 4 min. He might have lasted a bit longer, but this seemed like a kickin' time to have it wear off. I hope you don't mind Grey!
Although I asked for rules lite, I do appreciate the notes on rules here in discussion. They always help me learn!
Female Human Sorcerer 5 | HP 20/24 | AC:12(16) | T:13 | FF:10 | Touch: 12 | CMD: 15 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+5 | Will:+7 | Init:+2 | Speed: 30)
I use windows 8 lol. There was a few issues at first, but I got it down alright.
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Vanna Barahal wrote: I use windows 8 lol. There was a few issues at first, but I got it down alright. meh... It's a mobile OS exported to desktop. I really don't like it.
Male Human Investigator 4
Plus I already gave you that nice little out of "Well, I've obviously never mixed up a batch of these for Lashunta physiology." So ad hoc at will there really. Shorter durations, longer, wearing off in phases for maximum slapstick...
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
Speaking of slapstick, we just coup de grace after promising relations to someone?
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Celes Sontiri wrote: Speaking of slapstick, we just coup de grace after promising relations to someone? Sandra was hungry. *strokes Greatsword*
Facepalming. What about this group keeps making me do this?
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
It's easy Figgit, even though Celes represents life and death, really its just life, and Lisa is death!
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Figit Pattal wrote: Facepalming. What about this group keeps making me do this? Probably Victor.
Celes Sontiri wrote: It's easy Figgit, even though Celes represents life and death, really its just life, and Lisa is death! Those pompous b@@+@es all deserve to die.
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
Xenonia...noooooo!
lol, my poor little space vixen!
Male Human Rogue/2 | AC 15, T 9, FF 15 |HP: 18/10 | F +, R +, W + | Init , P | CMD
Can we talk, out of character, for a moment, to decide if we have a plan, or if we are going to make a run for it, or if we are going to go down swinging?
'Human Boy' Male Halfling Rogue (Unchained) 8/ Trickster Tier 2 [ HP: 57/65 | AC: 25 T: 21 FF: 16 | F: +4 R: +14 W: +4/+6 | Init: +9 Perc: +14/+18 Trapfinding 10' or less | Effects: Sickened] | Mythic Power 1/7
At this point, I suspect it is a spectrum & I'm okay with that.
Lashunta Technomancer 1 | SP: 2/4 HP: 8/8 | EAC:13 KAC:14 | Resolve: 4
Sorry, just to get this straight in my head.
Myself, Vanna,Professor are in the observation dome.
Victor, Grey, Lisa, Celes are in the Lift.
Not sure where Figit is, presume Observation Dome?
Actually Victor just looked at her, so she's in the lift?
Male Human Rogue/2 | AC 15, T 9, FF 15 |HP: 18/10 | F +, R +, W + | Init , P | CMD
I thought we wear Near the lift, on our way down a stair I believe, before we are interrupted by the Big Boss lady
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
I will get a map up. Give me a bit.
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
Map updated. Guess I was was picturing something like this. The walk is about 15 ft wide, 25ft above the slovenly trollops operating the ship below. Vanna went down stairs I believe, and is being confronted by an Officer.
It would be funny to hear how different my vision was than all of yours, lol!
Male Human Investigator 4
And now of course, I really must ask weather crazy stolen spacesuits for those going with alter self fit over our regular clothes. Which... well, the other two who took those are small so mainly this just applies to me I guess.
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
Well it looks right to me. I'm at work again. So post when I can. I think at this point its fighting? Lisa wouldn't walk away from this I don't think. Or come up with a new plan
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
Did Professor Q step up toe to toe with Stardust or did i put him there on the map? lol
Male Human Rogue/2 | AC 15, T 9, FF 15 |HP: 18/10 | F +, R +, W + | Init , P | CMD
oh well, it's all at the whim of the dice now
intimidate check: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13
Haha
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Ho dang, Victor is gonna get screwed by Arael in at least three ways now.
Trying to figure out what number three is...
Male Human Investigator 4
Nixie wrote: Did Professor Q step up toe to toe with Stardust or did i put him there on the map? lol Well, she SAID she wanted to look me in the eye...
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Figit Pattal wrote: Trying to figure out what number three is... crucified with screws, f*cked, and skewered on Arael's blade.
EDIT: WOW, I really need to start toning down Lisa's unnecessary violence.
Male Human Investigator 4
Victor Jankowski, Private Eye wrote: You say those things you're pointing at us are Aballonian. Death Rays? Well the jokes on you sister, haha, we're not Aballonians! I am legitimately impressed at your mastery of the cheesy gag. Bravo good sir!
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
This man, give him all the medals.
Nixie, nice Spaceballs reference
So this ends with us either dying or a bunch of medieval tech-level people getting a spaceship. This has to turn out well.
Female Lashunta Aegis (Trailblazer) 2/Bard (archaeologist) 1/Ranger (Skirmisher) 2
Figit Pattal wrote: So this ends with us either dying or a bunch of medieval tech-level people getting a spaceship. This has to turn out well. Hey, I'm above medieval tech.
Nix, if we all die in this campaign through my horrible mistake that I made while under stress with a bad headache, do you have any other homebrew campaigns cooking?
Male Human Rogue/2 | AC 15, T 9, FF 15 |HP: 18/10 | F +, R +, W + | Init , P | CMD
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
Haha! there always another game brewing.
I will get next round posted tonight but I've got to get these kids to bed first. Grrr...
Male Human Investigator 4
Figit Pattal wrote: So this ends with us either dying or a bunch of medieval tech-level people getting a spaceship. This has to turn out well. ... or getting collectively knocked out and imprisoned by space amazons, as was theoretically how things were originally going to go before people started getting all lucky and clever.
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
Yeah, you guys are making my vixens WORK to capture you, dammit:)
Male Human Investigator 4
Well I'm making it easy enough! I was a little worried before I saw the claw hit there. The death rays had me down to 2 HP, with only 8 con, a 3rd would potentially be a Big Problem.
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
Figit's Dazzle, since me and lisa are like, right in the cluster but not quite, that going to hit us?
Glitterdust has a 10 foot burst range, so maybe? If so, sorry!
Lashunta Technomancer 1 | SP: 2/4 HP: 8/8 | EAC:13 KAC:14 | Resolve: 4
I just have to say... Victor really does crack me up.
Thank you.
Female Samsaran 5/Oracle | HP: 33/25 | AC 20 Touch 11 FF 15 ) Fort 2 Ref 2 Will 5 | Spells 1st: 7/7 2nd: 4/4
Ahh! I'll post tonight! Been busy!
CN Human Bard 1 (Street Performer); AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +2 Dex); hp 10/10; Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +3
These combat posts are horribly long. This is a complicated combat. if you would rather I can break them up into shorter posts.
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